>>>>Did you hear the one about the dyslexic guy who walked into the bra?
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>>How about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa.
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>or the dyslexic Elektra who loved her daD.

In serbian parliament, the majority leader is a heavily challenged speaker. He's had trouble with pronouncing teleporting (said teleprompting) and then went on to massacre words which have nothing to do with any latin or greek roots. Instead of "vazduhoplov" (air-float, i.e. any flying vehicle) he said "vazduplohov"; instead of "nasledno pravo" (hereditary legislation, i.e. rules of inheritance) he said "naslovno pravo" (caption legislation) etc etc.

IOW, life imitates art :).