>>I wouldn't hire one of those thieves to clean my toilet.
LOL. I'm reminded of a shaggy dog story about 2 (insert label here- in this case politicians) who turn up at the pearly gates but their names aren't in the book.
Peter says "sorry, if you're not in the book you can't come in."
"There has to be a mistake," one of them says. "Maybe it's under the Senator or PhD section?"
Peter checks. No, not there. And sorry, if you're not in the book, you can't come in.
Goes on for a while. Probably better over a glass of medicinal if and when we finally meet!
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
