>>I got a kick out the commercials, too.
>>I must have heard that auctioneer millions of times while growing up.
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>"Are you the ticket clerk?"
>"Well what do you think I am in this cage, a canary???"
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>"Return trip, or one-way?"
>"One way"
>"GOOD"
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>"Train leaving on track five for Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga...OH, C'MON, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! I'LL GET FIRED IF I DON'T GET SOMEONE ON THE TRAIN TO ANAHEIM, AZUSA, AND CUCAMONGA!!!"
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>The deliveries are priceless.
One way? Good! is one of the best ever.
I liked the safe scene too.
"Hoover's not the president?"
Anyone who does not go overboard- deserves to.
Malcolm Forbes, Sr.