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02/10/2016 17:11:50
 
 
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02/10/2016 17:02:34
John Ryan
Captain-Cooker Appreciation Society
Taumata Whakatangi ..., New Zealand
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Family
Category:
Birthdays
Title:
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
01641198
Message ID:
01641581
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>If the target is fatties: remember those carry-on bag sizers they used to have in the days when it was free to check bags and they didn't want people jamming steamer trunks in the overhead lockers? Reasonably they could have something like that for passengers. The first time the airline sees a lot of passengers these days is when they waddle aboard, when it's too late, so probably it needs to be made a public health and safety issue that all passengers need to purchase enough seats to fit comfortably without compressing others.

I wonder if we need a remake of this famous song (one of my favorite Queen tracks):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqagGuwJ4q4

"Ooooohhhhhh......won't you fly Delta tonight?
Ooooooohhhhh...won't you dim the cabin lights?
Ooooooooohhhh....and you give it all you've got...."

I'll stop there :)

eqagGuwJ4q4
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