OK.
So he should say:
"Remember when I told every guy to go out and find a woman to grope?
Check that.
I didn't mean it that way.
Don't grope unless they say it's ok, then grope away."

I saw several people on facebook asking what they should tell their children.
Hmm nobody told me what to tell my kids or grandkids when Bush slaughtered hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi's, and guess what- they still haven't slaughtered anyone.

Can't be sure whether they groped or not, though.

Doesn't anyone see how absurd this stuff is?

I really did LOL when reading this. Don't be lonely. I can see the absurdity...