>>Naturally Cuba would have been a better place if it had remained an offshore haven for US organised crime and dirty money. I'm sure hotels would have been bigger and glitzier and there would have been a flourishng prostitution and drugs trade. Universal healthcare and education standards might have been a bit more on the US model (ok if you are wealthy)
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>>If you think that Cuba is such a great place to live, why don't you move to your paradise?
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>Where do you read that?

That's straight from the Clockwork Orange Handbook.

1) if anyone says something critical of US while in it, ask him why he's here
2) if anyone says anything positive of a country US doesn't like, ask him why he isn't there

Actually quite simple, easy to memorize, requires almost no thinking.