>Why isn't Cher on Jupiter yet? Too bad.....

Hrm... Did she say she would relocate to the planet Jupiter, or a city named Jupiter ?
( https://senselist.com/2006/11/10/us-towns-named-after-planets/ )

Were there any celebrities that said they'd rather move to the moon? Would we be able to call them "lunies" ?

speaking of places with funny names:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_California
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_for_Certain,_Kentucky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowhere,_Oklahoma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria