>This advertisement is from serbian equivalent of Ebay or Craig's or somewhere in between.
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>The text, for the unlucky few who still don't understand serbian
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>"I'm renting a cow for the making of a video for presidential elections, the offer is valid only for the ruling coallition because it has the finances all others are suspicious to me , even the nongovernmental sector. We go to a registered farm and there we are acquainted with the suffering life of an agricultural producer, shake hands at the cow and take shots all within the allotment of three hours, we will even let You pet the cow on her head. The picture is not from the actual farm picture is only an illustration."

We are all missing out on this fantastic opportunity.
You even get to pet the cow on the head!

Quick, somebody pass a new law so we don't miss out.