Is this an April fool? I want a tool to atomatically convert my bicycle into a Bugatti Chevron...

>Plain text files contains lot of static text divided into paragraphs.
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>Those texts should convertert into reports (frx,frt) files.
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>After than those report will be modified manually to add fields and formatting.
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>Creating reports manually is huge work. Report field maximum size is 255
>characters and thus every sentence in txt file should copied and pasted
>manually.
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>How to convert txt files to frx files automatically.
>Every row in txt file should appear as label element in report.
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>Is it possible to insert this information to frx file manually ? If yes, how to calculate vpos values.
>Or is there better solution ?
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>Posted also in http://stackoverflow.com/questions/43160435/how-to-convert-txt-files-to-foxpro-frx-files