>>I'm always late meeting JB for dinner, and it's usually because I'm running around searching for my camera to take a selfie to send to him, with a caption, "JB, do these jeans make my butt look fat?"
Poor JB: in person there's only one correct answer to that infamous question, but now you'll be able to ask it of anonymous charmers all over the interweb where helpful considered opinions abound.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
