>>>If I could figure out how to turn Twitter off, I would.
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>>>Holy Malebolge, Batman! Why would anyone read Twitter? Well, people tell me how they miss Bill O'Reilly.
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>>Something happened with BO'R? Bad, I hope.
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>>Trying to watch his shtick for about three minutes was the only time I wanted to run a fist through the screen. Luckily, the remote was at hand.
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>O'Reilly as fired by Fox.

Too bad. He's still able to find a camera and a mike somewhere. And they're still able to find an equally despicable person, or worse.

Somehow I imagined the best case scenario, where these two evils turned against each other up to mutual annihilation.