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>>Not sure whether to laugh or cry, actually...
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>Just reminisce silently of all the cases we hoped we'd forget, from our own experiences. Meditate for a couple of hours. Don't jerk when the phone rings. Remember that you aren't support at all, that helps. Repeat: I'm a programmer and the phone bell doesn't toll for me...
Unless there is a guy Pavlov around, no reason to sweat. And if he is around, sweating will be masked by salivating...