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>>>>>You know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia because if it hadn't been, it would be called a teethbrush...
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>>>>I don't get it. Do people in West Virginia brush their teeth differently?
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>>>Nope, we've played this game before, not biting...
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>>Oh, I get the joke now. Since you don't have enough teeth to bite, you're from West Virginia? OK, now it makes sense!!!
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>When are we getting together?

Well, as soon as you can break free from that wine-selling harem you've been hanging out with :)

Kidding - I'll text you.