>>>An actor in the Yiddish theater passed out on the stage.
>>>A woman in the audience yelled "Give him some chicken soup."
>>>An MD examining the actor replied "Madam- this man is dead"
>>>She replied "So it can't hurt him."
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>For this to equate, the woman would have had to force chicken soup onto him, after which he collapses and is declared dead, which by her logic somehow means it didn't hurt him.

For this to equate, you have to have been raised in New York.