>>He doesn't even know how to feed the goldfish....
I heard that the goldfish were quite pleased when Japanese and U.S. premiers both dumped food on them. "Come again tomorrow" said the fish, then blamed the Russians when nobody showed. Not that you'll ever see that in the MSM.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1