http://billmoyers.com/story/the-perfect-epitaph-on-the-gravestone-of-this-age-of-unreason/

“I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing… as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it’s on booze or women or movies.”

Holy majority, Batman!
These people are writing the script for their epitaph.
Keep it coming, Chuck!
PS - I spend lots of money on booze (prefer some amazing Chianti's just now), women (just one) and movies and they're worth every penny.

PPS - Chuck.. straighten me out. How does an unborn child invest?
Just sayin'...