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What's "pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
It's a parroty error.
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"I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them."
Or the TCP variant:
" You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
[...]"
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to To other side. get the

Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
other to side. To the get
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And god said "Go forth and multiply"
Came the snakes and said "Oh lord almighty, we cannot follow your command, for we are adders."

Thus spoke the lord "Go and fell those trees and build furniture out of them. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables".
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Q: Why is Christmas identical to Halloween?

A: Because Dec 25 equals Oct 31.