>>Imagine if you add Fuzzy logic (i.e. behaves like Fuzzy -- cat of one of my friends)...
>
>You probably already have seen the "Wat" video about JS and Ruby ;-))
>(if not, Google will find it. Nice 10min if you had a face-palm recently)

No it won't. It finds all kinds of vaguely related stuff, mostly self-advertising of various code gurus or conference sessions with awfully bad sound. Pass the link, please.