>>Today the pres blamed the downturn in the stock market on the Fed.
>>When it went up it was because of his policies.
>>OK, I understand.

In the White House gardens there is a small plum tree. Trump noticed it was looking a little wilted, so he put some fertilizer under it and watered it. The effects were almost instant: the plum tree burst into vigorous life. "Good fertilizer," said Trump. "Nothing to do with your nasty chemicals!" screamed some unhinged accusers. "Obama gets the credit!"

Some weeks later, a wind storm swept through DC. Alas, half the plums were on the ground the next day. "Bad wind," said Trump. "Liar!" screamed the unhinged accusers. "Oh yes, you're happy to take credit when things go well, but as soon as the real effects of your nasty chemicals become clear, suddenly you blame the wind. OK, I understand. And you know what we're going to do about it? Well, voters: if you put us back into power- we'll be asking for Trump's tax returns!! So vote for us and all will be well!"