>In the White House gardens there is a small plum tree. Trump noticed it was looking a little wilted, so he put some fertilizer under it and watered it. The effects were almost instant: the plum tree burst into vigorous life. "Good fertilizer," said Trump.

A visitor to NY, while walking on 5th Ave, noticed a man who was carrying a copy of the NYT, rolling up pages and throwing them on the sidewalk.
The visitor asked "Why are you doing that?"
The man said, "That's obvious. The rolled up papers keep the elephants off 5th Ave."
The visitor said "That's whacky. How can rolled up papers affect elephants?"
The man said "Do you see any elephants?"