>>... and could we get kids (and some adults) to eat their veggies if someone were to develop faux veggies made from meat?
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>That would be a first. Usually it's faux meat made from anything else. Veggie steaks, non-dairy fake cheese... but nobody ever thought of making lettuce out of pork.

Nope.

They are selling meat balls "veggie style" here, which might have poultry in it.
Reading ingredient list is:

necessary because of wish to try to curb industrial sugar,
becoming difficult because of eyes
source of wonder and laughter

No, I don't want to imagine or resears what parts of poultry might be included -
all those which otherwise would have been necessary to throw away