>Well in technical terms which you may not be sufficiently advanced to comprehend I applied a combination of RAD (rage, anger, and denial) and agile-irritation coding practices until it worked ... more or less ... and then I stopped touching the damn thing. I hope no changes are requested :)

But don't you love it when you're forced to apply a kludge to a problem, with lots of duct tape and zip ties, while knowing that in exactly soon enough you'll have to expand the code to do one more thing? Because there's never time to do it right, i.e. refactor, but there's always time to do it twice.