>My wife is upset at me. Why?
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>I told her that if they don't play this song at my funeral, I won't bother showing up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9xOl8qZ7tcAdvice from someone with 56 years of experience:
Give up now!
First will be the slightly puffy look in her eyes and then the quiver of the lower lip (they all learn to do this at an early age). When it looks like everything is about to break loose you will surrender and the longer you wait the more "sweetners" you will have to add to the apology you are sure to make.
