What are the prenomes of the Marches who name their daughter February ?

>>> “Do you hook to the left or to the right?”
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>Unless hooking is the same as voting, I suspect she hooks in other directions entirely.
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>And yes, yours is quite a funny joke that even non-golfers might enjoy if so inclined.
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>Here's my effort:
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>Can February March?
>No, but April May.
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>At least Dragan may approve...