>>>>So I don't have a Word. Only a word.
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>>Good for you- and likewise on LibreOffice for company use, though most customers specify MS Office.
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>A computer variant of the classic Abbot and Costello "Who's on First" routine:
>https://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/humor/abbott-costello-updated.html

Not linguistic at all, it's more about how M$ serves bad drinks at its naming conventions... but thanks, I had a good laugh.