>>The farmer exclaims, “Ah, Rebbe, you are so smart!! No wonder people from all over come to you for an advice. How did you know that the cow is from Pinsk?”
>>The Rabbi says, “Ah, that was easy; my wife is from Pinsk.”
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>Oh, wait, are some cows in certain parts of the country naturally more aggressive than others?
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>Now you got me curious.

Have you ever been to Riverside, Ca?
I spent some time there as a guest of Uncle Sam after returning from the Far East before returning to the relatively puritanical New York as a civillian.
I can guarantee you that that's no Pinsk.