>>Saw a copy of an editorial cartoon recently regarding the Clinton "affair". An
>>Aussie says to someone else 'Thank God they got they puritans and we got the
>>crooks'.
>
>An Englishman was filling out an application for an Australian visa. When he got to the question "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?", he wrote down "I didn't know that was still a requirement." :-)

Go on, yuk it up you guys. :-)