>Y'all can see how we consultants who work on government projects pass the time this time of year, huh?
>---------------------------------------------
>I passthrough to SQL Server,
>(for views I have no ferver).
>In 95, not NT
>It's plain to see,
>Timeouts don't let me go further.

In the spirit of Mr Tasker:

Where or where has little George gone,
or where oh where could he be?
With his puns so quick,
and his humor so sharp,
oh where oh where could he be? :)