Now you've done it! All of those VB Developers who have been silently lunking in this forum will rise up in a flame war.

>(With apologies to the good VB developers I know)
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>:-D
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>Abstraction ---- That new secretary with the miniskirt.
>Encapsulation -- My new work cubicle.
>Polymorphism --- Hey! My parrot died!
>Inheritance ---- If I had one, I wouldn't need to code!