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>One of the tiers in an n-tier design is always data, which means that 99.99% of the VB programmers still don't know jack!
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Visual Basic developers guide to database management terminology:

Primary key -How I open my house
Foreign key -How I start my Toyota
Candidate key -How Steve Forbes opens his house
Table -Where I eat breakfast
Index -Usually at the back of a book
Normalize -Convert everything to VB!
Denormalize -Use a language besides VB.
Parent-child relation -Wasn't that a Stevie Wonder song?
Replicate -A bad guy in "Blade Runner".
SQL -A follow-up film to a previous movie or book.
ISAM -What a fellow named Samuel says when you meet him.
Trigger -Some cowboy's horse.
1st Normal Form -The first input screen I got to work right.
Query -British slang for homosexual
Bulk copy -What we go to Kinko's for.