It has been reported from history that at a very posh dinner with both Winston Churchill and a Lady from high society adjacently seated, that the Lady accused Churchill of being "DRUNK" .... to which Churchill replied "I know ... and you are UGLY. However, in the morning I will be sober and you will stil be ....." Any consolation here? :)

>You're just reinforcing what someone else said to me today.
>He said, "Carl, I hope nothing happens to you." I asked
>why. He replied, "Because then I'd be the ugliest man in
>the world."
>
>Sheesh!!! I could get a complex. :)