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>I am currently in the process of writing a new version of VFP in- you guessed it: VFP. One of the features of my version of VFP will be the automatic generation of future versions via a 'New VFP Version Wizard'. My version of VFP will be able to propogate itself infinitely and more and more quickly only limited by the speed of the processor it is running on, or until the VFP version number grows too large for available storage space. Early testing of my product has quickly taken me to versions as high as VFP 10^32.
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>That particular version has a really advanced object model, and is the first version to actually recognize programmer feelings and emotions, and translate them into wonderful software via intuitive (really intuitive) wizards and builders. In addition to all this, it runs on Windows CE and Linux.
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>I will post my VFP version here in the files section as soon as I am finished with it.

A friend of mine has requested the clairvoyant version of VFP on several occassions. Can you handle this?