>I just love American warning labels! :)
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>Here's my personal favorite. This one I saw on a fan-belt: "Turn off the engine before you replace the fan-belt!". I just love it! :)
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>Markus

I once had a pressure measuring device (bought in Germany) for the car tyres, which had an instruction for use in fourteen steps. Step one: unscrew the cap of the valve... Step fourteen: screw the cap back to the tube's valve.