>>>Q. How can you tell when a plane load of Pommies lands at the airport?
>>>A. The whining doesn't stop when the engines are shut down
>>>
>>Brilliant! I'll just have to remember that one. I'm British, although not proud of it, and I just love to deflate some of the British Tourists egos here in Malta when they get too much. That joke is getting added to the repertoire.
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>Thanks,
>And Hey, 'Schooner Software'. Neat.
>I'll have a 'schooner of black' (that's Aussie for 375ml of dark beer at the pub)


Wouldn't that be "Oil ave ay schooner of black... mate" :-)