thanks for the post, very entertaining ... reminds me of Will Henzen's presentation on user unfriendly interfaces? the AntiPattern inspires thoughts of a whole class of Quality Unfriendly patterns ...

the WallFlower pattern solves the problem of customers who really really need functionality then never use it ... the code sits around and does nothing except take up space.

the PassTheBuck pattern solves the problem of modeling administrative units in large organizations that never want to take responsibility for anything.

etc.