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>>>Hey, happy Friday, Ed.
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>>That's easy for you to say, Mr. Blue Envelope! ;-)
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>>Actually, it's payday, too - how bad could that be?
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>>...until you look at what's left after the Infernal Revenue Service and Soulless Security took out their piece of the pie...
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>PMFJI But do you mean you still have pie left? I could tell you were a lot smarter than the average bear, but geez, you must be a genius.
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No, I'm just barely smart enough to have an account who is, erm, "creative"...

>Jeff