>>< SNIP >
>>
>>>Hey, happy Friday, Ed.
>>
>>That's easy for you to say, Mr. Blue Envelope! ;-)
>
>Blue envelopes have nothing to do with it. Just lean back and relax and go "Yeah!"
>
>>Actually, it's payday, too - how bad could that be?
>>
>>...until you look at what's left after the Infernal Revenue Service and Soulless Security took out their piece of the pie...
>
>My experience with them was yesterday. I look at like I have two days a week to be happy about coming to work.:-)

Wow! Since Mondays are blown IAC, I guess you're happy half the time, right?