Can't remember where I got this, hope it's not old to everyone here. I almost FOCROFLMAOPMP...
Optimist: the glass is half full.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty.
Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be!
Rich.
Rich Addison, Micro Vane, Inc., Kalamazoo, MI
Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew.
- Charlie Papazian, The New Complete Joy of Home Brewing