How about:

A Klingon programmer looking at code someone else wrote that has to be revised:

"This code has no honor! It cannot be worked with or even looked at and must be dealt with by death! To do otherwise would lower my standing in the High Council"



>>ROTFLOL! I often feel like uttering #2! This list just made the wall! THANKS
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>Thanks! I often feeling like paraphasing number 11:
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>11) "This Network OS is a piece of GAGH!"
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>...and no, I won't say which one (but Ed Rauh knows)< g >.