>My response is "Sorry I don't have a phone". This is usually met with a stunned silence. :-)
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My favorite is "Absolutely! I'm very interested; can you me back on..." and give them the fax number.
>>With about 10 lines in several businesses I get a LOT of "We want you.." calls from long distance carriers. I tell them they need to speak to "Mr. Dillon". Who of course, doesn't exist. From then on, calls to ANY number for Mr. Dillon get told he's out of the country for 30 days. I think he's permanently relocated to the Sahara Desert now.