>>>My response is "Sorry I don't have a phone". This is usually met with a stunned silence. :-)
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>>My favorite is "Absolutely! I'm very interested; can you me back on..." and give them the fax number.
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>Yup. Good old fax squeeling and twittering will fix 'em. :-)

Most of the time, the guy who calls initially is a random telemarketer. They get paid for each lead given to a salesman, so it costs the LD carrier something. The guy who calls back is normally a sales droid of some sort being paid on commission...and for them, time == money < beg >