>Last but not least before I go home for the day:
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>nn+3) The Family Dog. A consultant that's been with one client for so long that they're afraid to lose him or her so they keep throwing small projects out to ensure that they stay there.
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>I was The Family Dog for a client from 1989-1992. Good, steady work but you stagnate.

11 (I think) The Seagull
Flies in while you are on holiday, drops something monstrous in/on your code and then flies out again.