John,

This thread has given me an idea. I plan to start a new company, "Computer Geek Presentations, Inc". My employees are going to be out of work actors and actresses who are specially trained in all the computer buzzwords of the day. They will be taught how to make presentations for those people who are "public speaking challenged".

Let me know if you are making any presentations that are competing with any big consulting firms. I think I might be able to help.

Pf

>You guys are bad (rofl)
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>>>Actually, I think one of the standard slides in PowerPoint could be modified to suit that kind of presentation. Just means a lot more slides if I've only got two highlights on each one.
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>>>It's for a User Group so there's no fear of not getting the work.
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>>>On the other hand, I could just put her in a bikini and give her a piece of card showing each slide. Get her to walk around holding it up like they do in boxing. That sounds much better!
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>>Keep the slide presentation, and put her on a trampoline. Instant Animation!
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>>>>So have her wear a thin white nylon top, and project the slides so they appear just below the neckline on her shirt. I guarentee the male execs will have their eyes pinned to the projection screen that way! < BEG >
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