>>Seriously though...
>I thought you were being serious, Number 1 actually used to work.

The trick is run really fast. Cover your ears with your hands.

>>It sounds like Ed and Walter have you on the right track.
>
>Modifying the code isn't really an option. Sorry, guys

If it is a netware printer, go into the printer properties, then intranetware settings. Ensure that "hold" and "keep" are unchecked.