>>>>>This thread is entirely worthless. I think you should kill it. :-)
>>>>
>>>>The classy move here would be seppuku... ;-)
>>>
>>>I don't have the appropriate Gi, swords, or second. Sorry. :-(
>>
>>I'm sure we'd be happy to supply them for you. I think a more appropriate method would be to bungee-jump into a pool of Pirhana.
>
>I'm afraid of heights though... Can't I just drown myself in beer or something?

How bout the old hair dyrer in the bathtub.