>>>This thread is entirely worthless. I think you should kill it. :-)
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>>The classy move here would be seppuku... ;-)
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>I don't have the appropriate Gi, swords, or second. Sorry. :-(

I was thinking that the message thread itself, rather than the author, would be adequate, but if push comes to shove, I've got a nice katana around here somewhere, so I can act as a second...just send airfare.