>Keep it busy while the Fox Police arrives... we'll make it confess how does it know the total number of pages to print - it was the most top-classified-shoot-the-ones-who-know secret of fox. It will confess, sooner or later. We may expose it to some VB treatment, if necessary, and if it gets stubborn, we'll try converting it into Cobol - anyone would confess after that.
Comrade Dragan. You are so old fashioned. The really tough ones laugh in our faces when we threaten them with Cobolization...but you should see them tremble when we bring out the desk calculator and threaten to recode them in HP calculator language!...it is almost, sigh, too cruel...
"The Iron Fish: The water is cold...but the fish don't mind"
...Jay Jenks, boyhood chum