Not my own, but fun.......
My company recently overhauled all our applications to address the 'big' Y2K date problem. The whole process took almost no time at all.

I enclose the following tables for use in your own Y2K projects.

Monday -> Mondak
Tuesday -> Tuesdak
Wednesday -> Wednesdak
Thursday -> Thursdak
Friday -> Fridak
Saturday -> Saturdak
Sunday -> Sundak

also

January -> Januark
February -> Februark
March -> March
April -> April
June -> June
July -> Julk
August -> August
September -> September
October -> October
November -> November
December -> December

If my company can be of any help with your own Y to K project, please don't hesitate to get in touch.

p.s. When are people going to start looking at that 2 digit year thingy.