Speaking of sugar-daddies, I heard a great joke the other day. A good Los Angeles kind of joke: (don't get too offended)

I married couple is out for dinner at the Ivy (very upscale LA restaurant). In the middle of dinner a beautiful woman comes over, kisses the husband on the cheek, and says "I'll see you later tonite Jim".

His wife asks who that was?. He says "That's my mistress". His wife replies "Mistress????. That's it we are getting a divorce!".

The husband calmly replies, "Fine, if that's what you want. Just remember, a divorce means no more winters in the Carribean, no more ski vacations to Aspen, no more Lexus in the garage, no more 6 bedroom house in Hollywood Hills with a swimming pool, no more front row seats at the Laker game".

Just then a couple walks in that they both know. The wife asks "Who's that with Bob?". The husband looks over and says "Oh thats Bob's mistress". The wife responds "Ours is better looking".


>Ha Ha Perry ... I hope you were kidding! < g > I guess that might apply if you actually have a job ... right now I'm between clients and broke! Why don't you introduce me to some of these Hollywood big-time spenders when I'm down there. I could use a "sugar-daddy" < gd&r >
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>-Bonnie
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>>I thought all you folks were high priced consultants. Who cares if you have to spend a few bucks on phone calls. Don't you need to lower your tax rate?
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>>PF
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>>>>Found one! I went to "GO PHONES" and you can search from there. There are four numbers and the nearest is Huntington Beach (714) 577-0411.
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>>>Be sure it's local though before you use it, they can tell you at the hotel front desk when you check in. Some of us (not me) found out the hard way at DevCon that just because Palm Springs was the next town over from La Quinta, didn't mean it was a local call. Nancy can tell you all about that!! < g > Anyway, like I said, the 800 number is always available and if Huntington Beach is not a local call, I'd definitely use the 800 number if I were you!!!
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>>>-Bonnie