>No, but I saw this one (ahem) ;-)
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>"Are you currently flipping hamburgers at McDonalds? Tired of saying 'do you want fries with that?' 100 times a day? Now, there is a better, faster way to make a living!
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>Today, more than 3 million alleged programmers worldwide rely on Microsoft Visual Basic development system to create software, and even sometimes solutions for both business and home. And 95 percent of developers use Visual Basic to build solutions that, potentially, might access data. In fact, Visual Basic is often named in the same magazines as Oracle."
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>"Perform your most common database activities easily using visual tools -- because visual tools are the only way you'll ever learn to do anything!
>Design and test SQL queries visually, watch where they fail, and learn neat words --including tables, keys, and relations--and edit and destroy Microsoft SQL Server(tm) stored procedures."
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>"Visual Basic programmers are in high demand these days. So learning Visual Basic 6.0 can put you on the fast track to the job you really want."

In a word: FOCROFLMAO!